What Your Camera Bag Says About You
A completely unscientific and entirely accurate guide to photographer personality types.
You can tell a lot about a photographer from their camera bag. Not from what camera is inside it. From everything else. What lenses made the cut today. What did not. Whether there is a snack in the side pocket. Whether that snack is still good. The camera bag is a window into the photographer's soul and we are here to read it.
Here is a completely unscientific and entirely accurate guide to what yours is saying about you.
The Everything Bag
You have prepared for every possible scenario. Two camera bodies. Four lenses covering every focal length from 14mm to 400mm. A tripod strapped to the outside. Filters for every lighting condition. Spare batteries for cameras you do not own anymore. A rain cover. Two rain covers. A first aid kit. Snacks for three days. A small folding stool because your knees are not what they used to be.
You have never once used everything in this bag on a single outing. You have also never once regretted having it with you. You are the photographer who gets the shot when the light does something unexpected at 4pm on a Tuesday because you were ready for it. You are also the photographer who needs a chiropractor.
The One Lens Philosopher
Your bag contains one camera, one lens, and the quiet confidence of someone who has made a decision and is at peace with it. Maybe it is a 35mm. Maybe it is a 50mm. It does not matter. You have decided this is the lens and you are going to make it work no matter what the world puts in front of you.
You have strong opinions about constraints being liberating. You have mentioned Henri Cartier-Bresson at least once this week. Your photographs are either extraordinary or they are missing the thing that was happening just outside your focal length and you have made your peace with that too.
The Film Shooter
Your bag contains one or possibly two film cameras, more rolls of film than you will realistically shoot today, a light meter you insist on using even though the camera has one built in, and a set of instructions for a darkroom process written on a piece of paper that has been folded and unfolded so many times it is basically cloth now.
You shoot slowly and deliberately and you genuinely cannot understand why everyone is in such a hurry. You have explained the meditative quality of film to at least six digital photographers this year. Three of them bought film cameras within a month. You consider this a public service.
The Street Photographer
Small bag. Fast access. Everything within reach because the moment is happening right now and there is no time to dig around for anything. One compact camera or a small mirrorless. One lens. Maybe two if you are feeling indulgent. Absolutely nothing that makes noise when you move.
Your bag has probably been bumped into by strangers on at least three continents. It has a small scuff on the front that you have never explained to anyone but that has a story attached to it. You know exactly how to open it without looking down and you consider this a skill worth having.
The Hybrid Shooter
Your bag contains a camera, a lens, a microphone, a small monitor, a cage, two different cables, a battery bank, and a vague sense that you were supposed to bring something else but you cannot remember what. You shoot stills and video and you are very good at both and you would like everyone to know that these two things are not in conflict even though the weight of your bag suggests they might be.
You have explained the difference between your video setup and your photo setup to someone at a family gathering in the past six months. They nodded politely and immediately changed the subject.
The Gear Minimalist
You do not have a bag. You have a camera strap and a pocket. Everything you need is either in the camera or in your head. You find the entire concept of a camera bag slightly suspicious. You have strong feelings about photographers who carry too much equipment and you have expressed those feelings on the internet.
Your photographs are excellent. Your hands are always slightly full. You have never once had a spare battery when you needed one and you have accepted this as part of the process.
The Optimistic Beginner
Your bag is new. Everything in it is new. The lens caps are still perfect. The straps have not been adjusted yet. There is a manual in there that you have read twice and will read again before your next outing. You packed the night before and then repacked in the morning because you were not sure you had the right things.
You are going to take some genuinely interesting photographs today because you are still looking at everything with fresh eyes. The veterans in the Collective have a lot to learn from you even if they do not always remember to say so.
The Honest Bag
And then there is the bag that most of us actually carry. The one with a camera, a lens we meant to replace six months ago, one battery that is fully charged and one that is not, a lens cloth that has somehow gotten dirtier than the lenses it is supposed to clean, a granola bar from an indeterminate date, a cable for a device we no longer own, and somewhere near the bottom a memory card that may or may not have photographs on it from the last time we went out.
This is the bag of a photographer who is genuinely out here doing the work. Not perfectly prepared. Not philosophically committed to any particular approach. Just showing up with what they have and making photographs anyway.
Which is honestly the whole point.
What is in your bag?
Tell us in the comments. We want to know everything. The cameras, the lenses, the mystery items, the snacks. The Collective is a judgment free zone and we are genuinely curious about what you are all carrying out there.